I’m an addict. To food and booze. One fills the void, the other one kills consciousness. I welcome both effects with a marching band of praise! In fact, if I could, I’d make a national holiday for both. A national “All you can eat day without paramedics hauling you off the place” and an “all alcoholic liquids you can down your throat” day before you pass out or throw up. Talk about better choices, bitches, and I find out where you live.